At 3.30am this morning I was woken by what sounded like a chainsaw having trouble to start. mother of the brides or groom wears suitable for fall
Turns out it was the husband snoring.
I said I'll give you two choices- Stop and live or keep going and die.
He said oh you are so tough what ya gona do?
I sat up placed a pillow over his head and then lay on it :)
Muffled sounds of Live live live came from under the pillow and me
True story slept peacefully the rest of the night.See More